New Year's Eve

Mclean grabs for any sex organ that's in reach.


Later on Mclean hooked up with Jonnie. Word has it that Rettmann doesn't mind sloppy seconds.







Note Mclean's hand playing with Jonnie's new nipple piercing.

Mclean was pleasantly shocked to learn there was a chain connecting it to a all-on 24/7 New Year's Eve platinum cock ring, a hand-me-down from Compton.

"I thought I had seen that before!" Mclean remarks on the way home to Newberg.


Mitchell still hasn't figured out why the women at the next table leave. "Could it be the hair?" he wonders.


...but he's still convinced that hair's hot.








Dazed as to how they ended up in a Texas border town jail, Mclean and Jonnie discuss who gets to use the 12" black dildo first.

Both are bitchy that Kari didn't show up in the bright green Rio boomerang speedo (and cape), as promised, to give Jonnie a Brazilian wax so Mclean would finally shut up about the ass hair.